Bad Timing

No, not the sleazy/excellent Nicolas Roeg film of the same name.* I mean last week's issue of celeb bible Heat magazine. As readers will be aware, 'pocket rocket Richard "the Hamster" Hammond' was involved in a terrible car crash while filming Top Gear. Heat, which is edited by an alumnus of my university, had this headline when 'Quick & Easy Cross-Stitch magazine ... turned his face into a pattern for budding stitchers to get into':
Richard gets stitched up

Like comedy, it's all in the timing.
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