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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Pizza the Action/You're So Vein

Top marks to The Underdog (Issue 14, December 2006) for a great opening line: "You may have read ... that Pizza Hut on Walthamstow High Street had installed ultraviolet lights in their toilets in case customers started injecting themselves with heroin because the food was so bad."

What it lacks in conciseness it makes up for in accuracy.


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