Straight to Video

My screen acting career is going nowhere. First the cover artwork for my debut feature credit features "A great quote" from the Guardian, apparently (see left). Did the designers forget to clean up, or is this wishful thinking?

Then the film gets slammed over at DVD Reviewer: "You get professional performances from the likes of Jenny Agutter and Jeremy Bulloch, weighed against the majority of the cast who seem to be giving it a go in between their day jobs."

Busted!



Poor reviews aside, you can buy the movie here:

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