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Friday, January 07, 2005

Film Criticism 101

My Life in Film: A while ago I progressed from a mixture of being an extra in features, as opposed to a featured extra, and credited parts in short films, to getting a credit in a feature film. Needless to say, I brought untold depth to the role of 'Woods Guy' in Number One Longing, Number Two Regret, starring Jenny Agutter.
After the film premiere protagonist Spears (Paul Conway) drew flack from my friends and from internet posters for a wooden performance. Being a trainspotter, I had a look on the internet to see what else he'd been up to. On his CV is a film called Penetration Angst, described by one IMDB poster as "Miserable story: The idea of a raped vagina that takes revenge by turning into a man eater sounds quite funny, but what the writer made out of it is stupid."
Sorry "zeter-pan", but the idea sounds quite stupid...
Click here to see for yourself...


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