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Friday, November 23, 2007

The Pro-Waugh left: a decent anecdote

It’s obvious that the decent left likes a bit of Evelyn Waugh. Take Christopher Hitchens, for instance, as he sticks up for Martin Amis:

In the same essay that initially attacked Amis, Eagleton also slammed me for disappointing him and not, after all, becoming the George Orwell of my generation. I have instead, he snorts, become the Evelyn Waugh! How is one to come to grips with a man so crude in his sneers that his idea of an insult is to compare me to one of the greatest novelists of the past century?

Nick Cohen is also a fan and riffing off fictional entities the Daily Beast and Lord Copper is one of his ways of talking about the British media today.

Another familiar Cohen trope is his annual exposés of the erstwhile Revolutionary Communist Party (1981-1997). A couple of these drew on the anecdotes of the historian Dave Renton, until an inevitable parting of the ways:
“I used to have correspond occasionally [sic] with the journalist Nik Cohen [sic]: until the Iraq war. He interviewed me twice for pieces in the New Statesman. I tried emailing him as the bombings in Afghanistan started. By the end, we could hardly speak."

Renton may or may not crop up as “John” in one of these articles when it appeared in the Observer. He’s definitely in the second of the series, observing an RCP member who won’t give money to a beggar because it’s “helping capitalism”.

I also remember Comrade Pappenhacker, who was perennially rude to waiters. He used to say that “every time you are polite to a proletarian you are helping bolster up the capitalist system.” He was not in the RCP, but part of the supporting cast of Evelyn Waugh's novel Scoop (Centenary Edition, p.32).

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Sunday, November 04, 2007

Something Wiki This Way Comes

Not long ago I blogged an anecdote illustrating the unreliability of Wikipedia as a research tool (18 October). I'm not sure if it's a coincidence or not, but within five days user 86.136.176.158, apparently a London-based BT Broadband customer, nipped onto the page about me and "associated" me with an organisation that was disbanded in 1997. (My weekly TV and radio appearances in summer 2005 were also cut from "frequent" to "some", although with hindsight, given the mindlessness of most of the radio slots, I would have settled for "some".)

The user history shows an hour spent online toying with a fleeting obsession, suggesting a pound sterling wasted on "research" in a London internet cafe. But then at close to 2 a.m., up go six factoids, suggesting both personal knowledge to do with left-leaning greens in higher education such as Derek Wall (if they are correct), and a home broadband connection. Hence the following cyber-footprint (most recent changes first):

02:01, 24 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Institute of Education‎ (Notable people) (top)
01:59, 24 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Denis Smalley‎ (top)
01:58, 24 October 2007 (hist) (diff) City University, London‎ (Academics)
01:57, 24 October 2007 (hist) (diff) City University, London
01:56, 24 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Goldsmiths, University of London
01:54, 24 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Derek Wall‎ (Political Career) (top)
21:51, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Entryism‎ (In the United Kingdom)
21:51, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Front organization‎ (See also)
21:50, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Front organization‎ (See also)
21:50, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Front organization‎ (See also)
21:50, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Entryism‎ (See also)
21:49, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Entryism‎ (See also)
21:36, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) James Heartfield
21:36, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) James Heartfield
21:35, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) James Heartfield
21:12, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Fiona Fox (UK press officer)‎ (top)
21:11, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Claire Fox‎ (Criticism)
21:08, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Living Marxism‎ (George Monbiot and the 'LobbyWatch Network')
21:07, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Brendan O’Neill
21:04, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Brendan O’Neill
21:04, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Brendan O’Neill
21:00, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Graham Barnfield
20:59, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Graham Barnfield
20:58, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Living Marxism‎ (See also)
20:57, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Living Marxism‎ (George Monbiot and the 'LobbyWatch Network')
20:51, 23 October 2007 (hist) (diff) Graham Barnfield

Why beat a three-hour retreat from, err, repeating information in the public domain, Woodward? Scared of missing the 10-minute freeview on the Adult Channel? Trying to catch last orders, unaware of Britain's relaxed licensing laws? Get a life or at least go to bed...

Once again the blogosphere/wikiworld is shown to be a great place for avoiding important issues. Next thing someone will have grammar-flame drama queen Oliver Kamm bang to rights, for calling Flight KAL 858 Flight 857, or some other such breakthrough ...

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The fallen

My Spiked-online review of the movie Seraphim Falls, recently released in the UK, appears here.

I have known few people tough enough to get through the real life equivalent of the fictional ordeal inflicted on Gideon (Pierce Brosnan) in Seraphim Falls. One of them was my late grandfather, Bert Allton; another was my friend Dave Hallsworth, an inspirational figure who died last week. He will be much missed.

This link takes you to Dave commenting on Grandpa's war diary. Dave Hallsworth, Presente!


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